March 2012
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February 2012
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(Uh) DO IT! DO IT REAL GOOD!
A: Who do you like and Why?
I like me? I don't have any "crushes" at the moment
B: Have you ever been in love? If yes, how many times, and how do you know it was love?
Let's go with yes and leave it at that
C: Longest relationship you've ever been in, and why did it end?
Currently in my longest relationship of 3+ years...which is about 30 straight years
D: Have you ever changed for someone, if yes, how?
Not that I'm aware of
E: Pretend I'm you ex, what do you want to say to me?
Hi, wanna fuck?
F: Have you ever been cheated on?
Yes.
G: Have you ever cheated?
No.
H: Would you date someone who's know for cheating, if yes why?
No.
I: What's the most important part of a relationship?
Hating the same things, followed by a similar sex drive.
J: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?
I prefer casual relationships and flings, usually.
K: When you are dating someone do you believe in going on "breaks"?
No, a break is a break up
L: How many people have you ever hooked up with?
Bwahahaha, counting full anal penetration (I don't count BJs, HJs, or "fooling around"), I'm gonna say around 50-60 different guys, which is not nearly as slutty as I once thought.
M: What's one thing you regret saying or not saying, doing or not doing in a previous relationship?
Nothing, I regret nothing.
N: What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having sex?
Whenever their dick is hard? They're gonna make their own mistakes whether or not anyone thinks it's "appropriate"
O: Do you believe in the phrase, "Age is just a number?" Why or why not?
Yeah, I don't base things on age; either I want to fuck you, or I don't.
P: What about "Love at first sight"? Why or why not?
No, That's retarded
N
There is no "N"
Q: Turn on's?
Nerdiness, jockstraps, humour, accents, lots of things...just don't be a dick
R: Turn off's?
Bad breath, BO, douchebaggery
S: What do you consider a deal breaker?
Closetedness
T: How do you know it's time to end a relationship?
If you aren't engaging one another anymore, it's time to move on
U: Are you currently in a relationship? If yes, for how long? If no, how long have you been single?
Yes, 3+ years
V: Do you think people who have dated can stay friends?
Sure, just not especially close friends in most cases
W: Do you think people should date their friends?
People shouldn't date their friends unless they're confident that it's going to go well...a friend is generally more valuable than a boyfriend
X: How many relationships have you had?
A handful
Y: Do you think love can last forever?
Sure, depending on the people
Z: Do you believe love can conquer all things?
No, that's retarded
1: Would you break up with someone your parents didn't approve of?
No, I'd fuck them harder
2: If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating what would it be?
Fuck on the first date...always.
3: Do you think long distance relationships can work? Why or why not?
No, no one has a dick that long.
4: What do you notice first about another person?
Nose
5: Do gay, lesbians, bisexuals or transgender people bother you?
Frequently. But I love them anyway
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The Oscars should win a Gary Oldman.
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